This ditty is sung to our own beloved anthem "The Iditarod Trail Song" With my most humble and heartfelt apologies in advance to Hobo Jim!
THE MELANIE GOULD SONG!
By MelanieGouldFanBrian
Well, way up in Talkeetna,
with it's beautiful Downtown.
There's a dog race musher who lives just outside town!
But I'm sad I fear,
Cuz she's not here this year,
and gaining ground without fail.
She's not on, She's not on, She's not on, the Iditarod Trail!
CHORUS: Oh she's got a great team,
and a great lead dog,
But she needs a sled built fine,
I love to watch her run to Nome,
She's my favorite Everytime!
But this year she's not in the race and it's a very different tale,
She's not on, She's not on, She's not on, the Iditarod Trail!
Watching this race won't be easy,
without Mel on the Trail.
And I won't see her dog Yuppie
And he won't wag his tail.
Now just to watch Mel race, always cheers me without fail,
But She's not on, She's not on, She's not on, the Iditarod Trail!
CHORUS: Oh, she's got a great team,
and a great lead dog,
But her sled wasn't built so fine.
Yet I love to watch her run to Nome,
She's my favorite Everytime!
But now I won't see her smiling face, and the very thought strikes me pale
She's not on, She's not on, She's not on, the Iditarod Trail!
Well she had her problems last year,
when her sled began to fail,
and I also hear,
she had problems this year,
and that's why she's not on the Trail.
But if I know Melanie Gould
she'll be back without fail.
She'll be back, She'll be back, She'll be back, on the Iditarod Trail!
CHORUS: Oh, it'll be so swell,
once again to see Mel,
with a brand new sled my friend.
And I'll love to watch her run to Nome,
where she'll be in the top ten.
And when that great day happens, you'll be sure to hear me wail,
Mel's back! Mel's back! Mel's back on the Iditarod Trail!
(Massive Cheering and shouts of joy)
Who says I'm obsessed?
Brian