(To the tune of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas"; original lyrics at http://www.metrolyrics.com/i-want-a-hip ... eevey.html .)
I want a team of Malamutes for Christmas
Only a team of Malamutes will do
Don't want a Pug, or a Yorkie with a bow--
I want a team of Malamutes to romp with in the snow
I want a team of Malamutes for Christmas
Santa Claus won't mind too much, it's true--
He wouldn't have to wrap them, or load them in the sled
But he could hitch them up to help the reindeer out instead!
I can see me now on Christmas
Opening up my bedroom door
What delirious delight when I turn on the living room light
And see Malamutes curled up on the floor
I want a team of Malamutes for Christmas
Only a team of Malamutes will do
No Labradors, Shar-Peis or Border Collies--
I only want Malamutes, by golly
'Cause I think they're the finest dogs, don't you?
Since Malamutes do best when working frequently
I'll mush them to my job at ev'ry opportunity
They'll live on my patio (I'll have to keep them tied)
Because with all their heavy fur, they'd be too warm inside
I can see me now on Christmas
Opening up my bedroom door
What delirious delight when I turn on the living room light
And see Malamutes curled up on the floor
I want a team of Malamutes for Christmas
Only a team of Malamutes will do
No Labradors, Shar-Peis or Border Collies--
I only want Malamutes, by golly
'Cause I think they're the finest dogs, don't you?